My Beard Runneth Over

A Psalm of David.

1. The Lady is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2. She maketh me to lie down in wet bedsheets: she leadeth me beside the gushing waters.
3. She restoreth my soul: she leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for her Yoni's sake.
4. Yea, as I glide through the valley of the shadow of thy loins, I will dwell in grace: for thou art with me; thy moans and thy squirting they comfort me.
5. Thou preparest a mattress before me in the presence of my devotion: thou anointest my face with amrita; my beard runneth over.
6. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Goddess for ever.

©2020 Reverend David "Yoni Das" Phillips